How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
