I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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