Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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