Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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