PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
