Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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