He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
home. puking in laundry basket.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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