you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
How external is "for external use only"?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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