Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
