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At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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