Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
