This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Randomize
