i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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