Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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