just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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