after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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