I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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