I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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