I wish I could teleport
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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