Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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