Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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