I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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