I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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