He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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