just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
they're like a gay fantastic four
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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