I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Drake has all the answers
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Randomize