I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I need water and some morals
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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