im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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