ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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