You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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