no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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