they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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