I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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