What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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