he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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