I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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