? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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