you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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