I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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