I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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