bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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