David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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