Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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