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the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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