when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I am mentally ready for anal.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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