I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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