508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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