I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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