would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
