Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
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