Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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