Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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