if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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