You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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