So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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