Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there was a trapeze. enough said
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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